Kate Hudson vs Jessica Simpson

Kate Hudson

I don’t get it. Recently there was quite a big deal made of Kate Hudson’s, well, chest, and alleged breast enhancement.

Whatever. Why does anyone really care? I mean really, so much attention on whether or not she did or didn’t. It’s just flesh (or silicone).

But then I happened to catch a glimpse of Jessica Simpson on Ellen Degeneres’s show. Something is going on there.  Because her head looks prettttttyyyyy small compared to ummmm, everything else.

Jessica Simpson on Ellen / Image rights - ellen.warnerbros.com

But again, why do we care? SO WHAT she’s got big boobs, the other one’s got little ones.

After watching that short clip on Ellen’s show, what I think we SHOULD care about with regard to Jessica Simpson is the fact that she doesn’t brush her teeth more than 3X a week.

(I just heard you go “ewwww.”)

That’s grosser than any super-sized chest.

Just thinking about it too long makes me want to hurl.

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2 Comments

  1. The saddest part is that women feel the need to go through surgery (dangerous) in order to feel complete. I hope my girl doesn’t think that she has to do that in order to be seen as attractive! But, we will see.

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